Wednesday, May 6, 2009

My boss fainted when he see the form filled by the interviewer


Name: Ah Boy
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail Education
Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

Friday, February 20, 2009

Men"s Virgin

Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.

Mom asked "How do you know?"

Girl replied "Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover."

How Much Would You Take Off

A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:

"If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"

Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties."

Live and clothes

Alvin wife 's lives are hard.

Morning wash clothes. Noon hang clothes.

Evening keep clothes. Nite iron clothes.

Midnight take off clothes. After midnight find clothes..

SICK AND SEX

Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, sick."

Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it."

2 hours later

Bangladesh Worker: "Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house."

Monday, February 2, 2009

Before marriage....& After marriage....

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage....

Simply read from Bottom to Top.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

SALARY INCREMENT IN ECONOMIC CRISS

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ . worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


Your$ $incerely,
Marian
$hih




Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays,NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager