Men"s Virgin

Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.

Mom asked "How do you know?"

Girl replied "Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover."

How Much Would You Take Off

A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:

"If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"

Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties."

Live and clothes

Alvin wife 's lives are hard.

Morning wash clothes. Noon hang clothes.

Evening keep clothes. Nite iron clothes.

Midnight take off clothes. After midnight find clothes..

SICK AND SEX

Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, sick."

Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it."

2 hours later

Bangladesh Worker: "Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house."

Before marriage....& After marriage....

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage....

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